Writing on butts. The only reason to put words on the back of your pants is to get attention. So why not just have "Hey look at me, I have the need for people to look at my ass!" Or something with fewer words, as you would have to have a butt the size of barn to fit all that.
Airplane seats. Seriously could they put any less padding on those things? Last week when I traveled from here to DC, it was horrible. Despite all the extra padding I brought to the situation, I still felt like I had been sitting on a metal folding chair for 5 hours. It left me begging the question, what in the world do people with no butt fat do on a flight like that?
Bugs. Today in the Jeep, I thought I felt something tickling my neck. I kept reaching back there but kept coming up with nothing. Finally, I felt something. I pulled it forward so that I could see. I thought maybe it was some lint that was blowing around or a loose string from my shirt. It was an ant. Pandamonium broke out. I had to pull the car over and get out and shake my whole body off for a minute. I killed the little bastard but for the rest of the night now, I keep shuddering everytime I think about it, and I keep reaching back to make sure he didn't have a buddy. The only thing I hate more than a bug is a bug on me or one of the kids.
People who chew with their mouth open. I think that about explains it all.
Boogers. A week ago I leaned into the Jeep to get something from the passenger seat. I looked to my right and there on the back of my head rest was a dried up booger. Now here is what bothers me about it:
1. I don't know how long I have been riding around with a booger rubbing on the back of my head.
2. How the heck did it get there? Its not like Bear can reach up from his seat and put it there. And if he did somehow put it there, where else has he left boogers?
3. Did I put it there? This one troubles me the most I think.
4. Did someone riding in my passenger seat put it there? The only ones that have been in the seat recently are my mom and sister and I would like to think that they are not malicious booger leavers.
Little girls in bikinis. I just want to ask the parents, "really?" She is going to go through a rebellious stage when she is a teenager and I figure the more clothes she has on when she starts rebelling the better.
Well I feel a little better now that I have that off my chest. Thanks for listening.
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