Tuesday, August 19, 2008

The Olympics

Bear and I really enjoy watching the Olympics. His favorite is the running, he gets down like he is at a starting block and then runs all over the living room until the race it over, and of course he always wins. But here are some things that I have noticed about the Olympics:

It is VERY unattractive to watch the men diving. When they do their tucks, they pull their legs apart so wide it looks like the pose in which a woman is giving birth!

I really like the new swim suits for the guys. Speedos are just gross.

There are some ridiculous "sports."
Table tennis? Isn't that just Ping pong? That is one step away from playing Twister or Battleship for a gold medal.

Equestrian dressage? How is it a sport to ride around on a horse? Sure they look pretty, but isn't it the horse looking pretty?

BMX riding? What the heck is next, Skateboarding?

I personally think that there should be a gold medal for child rearing. There could be such events like child herding, child chasing, keeping a child entertained while waiting in line, making dinner while entertaining a toddler and breastfeeding an infant. But that is just my opinion.

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