Mastered

Forks, spoons, and doorknobs. REALLY excited about that last one.

With out a doubt clockwise

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22535838-5012895,00.html?from=mostpop

Which way do you see her going? I tried to see counterclockwise but to no avail. I guess it is like those magic eye pictures. I think it is just a big fat conspiracy. I don't think there really are hidden images in them. I think everyone is lying just so they don't feel stupid about not seeing it when everyone else can. Well let me be the first one to say it. "I cannot see the hidden picture!" There now that I have said what everyone is afraid to say, maybe others will come forward and admit the truth.

The "not me's" have started already

We were sitting down to a nice dinner at my parents house when the following conversation happened:

Bear: (toots rather loudly)

Uncle D: Was that him or the dogs?

Me: I am pretty sure it was him. Bear did you toot?

Bear: (After giving everyone at the table a very innocent look) TIA!!!

I have a feeling a lot is going to get blamed on the dogs from now on.