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1. You don't believe in marriage except for homosexuals. 2. You believe trees have more rights than unborn humans. 3. You believe no one is guilty of anything except for what their ancestors did. 4. You believe there is nothing wrong with adultery unless you smoke afterwards. 5. You believe pornography is fine but eating a hot dog is immoral. 6. You believe that partial-birth abortion is fine, but spanking is child abuse. 7. You only believe in the death penalty for people who hurt animals. 8. You believe the truth is whatever you believe it is. 9. You believe RIGHT and WRONG, UP and DOWN, and NIGHT and DAY are only a matter of opinion.10. You believe that ILLEGAL immigrants have more rights than citizens in the USA. I stole this off of craigslist. I added #10 myself.
I just got Bears pj's on and I picked him up and was holding him like a newborn and I started singing a lullaby and he looked up at me with his big grey eyes like he could just stay there forever listening to my beautiful voice(snort) and said, "dow peas." That, to all of you who don't speak baby Bear, is-down please. Well at least he said please right?
Last night I decided that Bear and I would go on a date. So we went to the drive in just south of town. He was so excited. I don't think he knew why but he was just bouncing out of his car seat as we drove in. We went and got popcorn and waited in a HUGE line. But he was patient for the most part. He played limp noodle a few times and it was really fun when he did it while I had popcorn and a pop in my hands. But we managed. On the way back to the car I had been just putting the popcorn up to my face(I know-real lady like) to eat it because my hands were otherwise occupied and he did the sweetest thing. He looked at the popcorn and then my mouth and back at the popcorn, reached out, took a piece and put it in my mouth. And then fed me all the way back to the car. I let him sit in the front seat and I put the popcorn between us and we sat back and watched the previews and then my favorite, the cartoon. It was a classic road runner vs. Wile E. Coyote. Those always crack me up. Road Runner will be doing like 200mph and yet Wile E always has time to be like a mile ahead of him with the next booby trap set up. We made it about half way through Harry Potter before we had to go. It didn't really matter, I didn't really get to see the first part anyways. I was too busy trying to keep Bear contained. And I was busy getting fistfuls of popcorn shoved in my face. Bless his little heart. Even though we didn't get to stay I had more fun last night than I have had in a long time. Excuse me now, I need to clean to face and tongue prints off of my passenger side window. Hey- it kept him and the people parked next to us entertained until the movie started.
