This was just today

Daily, this child gives me something to laugh about. These are just a few examples.

This morning I was talking on the phone trying to make a Dr. appointment for Bug. I was on hold forever and Bear informed me that he needed his diaper changed. So I put the phone on speaker and started the job. She came on while I was in the middle of it, and she said, "how may I help you?" Before I could get a word out, Bear says, "Excuse me ma'am, I pooped!" She started laughing and I wanted to die.

This evening, I was going to the bathroom and he throws the door open and asks me, "You want me to turn some water on for you mommy? It will help you potty." Now I must interject here that when he is on the toilet I turn the sink water on to help him potty. I said, "No honey, I am fine on my own. But can I have some privacy please?" He said, and I am not kidding. "Yes mommy, you may have some privacy. Thank you for asking Babe!"