Day of searching for Adoption Records
6 years ago
Sunday, October 26, 2008
I wonder...
As the season changes and the leaves fall, I wake up to frost on every roof because the temperature is dropping, and I wonder, why the heck hasn't anyone invented a heated toilet seat yet? There is nothing that makes my butt pucker more or wakes me up quicker than sitting my nice warm toosh on a cold toilet seat!
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Actually, they already have.
This one does everything for you but buy you a magazine.
http://www.us.kohler.com/onlinecatalog/detail.jsp?item=10452902&prod_num=4709
Now I know what I want for my birthday! Of course it is $1500 so if a few of you wanted to go in on it together, that would be fine too! :)
Sorry - If you want a clean, warm, scented tushie, you will have to spring for it alone. I am already saving up for mine.
Who needs to save for a college fund? I want warm buns.
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