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"Bear, come here so I can change your diaper. No, put the cars down, you can come back to them when we are done." (Whats the matter with a few cars, you might ask? He had 10 cars in front of him and was attempting to bring them all with him. Which I knew would result in frustration and tears.Still figuring out how to bring them all. "Bear, put the cars down, and come here.""Bear! Put the cars down!"He puts the cars down and picks up a truck. "Bear..."Looks up at me with a very serious look. "Mommy, not a car! Truck! Truck!"A few hours later:He was driving his cars on Bug's legs."Bear, don't drive your cars on your sister please.""Okay mommy." Promptly puts down the car and picks up a truck. "I drive trucks on her!"Is it too early for me to call him a smart ass?
How pissed am I that Deanna chose stupid Jesse over perfect Jason? After she broke Jason's heart, and made him look like a fool for letting him get down on one knee, I turned off the TV and didn't watch stupid Jesse's proposal. I had to stop myself from hurling the remote at her stupid head, because I realized that it would do nothing to her, but probably piss off my husband for denting his TV. And I am not willing to get in trouble for her stupidity. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Did I mention I think she is stupid?
After 27 years of having no idea what I wanted to be when I "grew up" I finally know. I can't do it now. I have to wait another 18-19 years to do it. But I am so excited. I am going to be a crab fisherman. I will start out as a deck hand of course but then one day, I will own my own boat and be a captain. I love the show Deadliest Catch. I get so excited watching it. Being out to sea, fighting the weather, taking on huge waves, getting no sleep, I want to do it now! Seriously, I want to do this. Now I haven't seen any women working on deck, but I am sure I could show them I am just as tough as them. I am so happy! I am going to be a crab fisher!
The thunderstorms started last night after he went to bed, so I didn't have to try to explain what the loud booming in the sky was to a 2 year old until this afternoon. He woke up from his nap asking, "what is that mommy?""It is thunder baby."
"It's funder? It's fuuuuunder! Okay mommy."He has talked about nothing else for the past hour. Thunder will boom, and he from across the house will yell, "What is that?""It's still thunder Bear.""Still funder? Okay."He consoled Tela for about 10 minutes, who had shown no interest whatsoever in the thunder.
"It's okay Teea. It's still funder. It's okay."He spent about 5 minutes searching the house for something. Under couches, behind doors, lifting pillows, opening cabinets."What are you looking for Bear?""Funder mommy. Where is funder?""It's in the sky Bear.""Funder in the sky? Okay." "Funder in the sky!" "I see funder?""No honey you can't see thunder. It is for your ears not your eyes."
Thunder booms "What is that?""It is still thunder Bear.""Okay mommy. Thank you."
He calls the lanolin cream "boo boo butter" (please refer to earlier post Butt butter for full story)and he calls the breast pads "boo boo diapers."
Then that evening we went to a baseball game. We sat out in the outfield, and Bear spent the entire time running around making friends, and I spent the entire time watching him and making sure he didn't get kidnapped.
