How in the world!?!

So I will admit it. I am watching the Age of love. I need some sort of noise after everyone goes to bed and there is nothing but crap on TV. This is not better but it intrigues me.
How in the world can you first of all date a man on national TV? And second date him while he is dating 6 other women at the same time? In a 5 minute period he has kissed 3 different women and it doesn't bother any of them. No way would I kiss a guy after watching him make out with someone else! Gross! What are these people thinking? And they all say they are in love with him. After like 5 days. I do believe in love at first site, but come on! What some people will do for a little fame.

Alright this is my rant for the evening. I am going to finish my show and fold some laundry.

Heaven on a bun with cheese

My momma returned from Cali on Friday and what did that precious woman bring me? An In-N-Out burger! Of course I begged her to bring it. I also asked for a milkshake but she drew the line at the burger. So Friday morning when she left the hotel in Redding, she drove to the greatest resteraunt in the world and bought me my burger. Plain. Meat and cheese. Then Saturday morning, my brother brought it up to me. And I sat down and ate itas slow as I could. Well Bear ate some too. It is the first fast food that he has had ever. And he said, "hmmmm." I said "yes son, this is wonderful. Even a day later." Then he said, "mo- peas." Which translates into more, please. And mixed with his little signing skills, I had a hard time saying no. So I broke off a second peice of my little heaven and shared. One of the hardest things I have had to do. Ever.

Mr Potato Head wanna-be

I have been wearing my glasses more around the house. I won't be caught dead outside of the house with them on, but sometimes, well I like to see. So I have been wearing them and apparently Bear wants to be just like momma, because today he brought me Mr Potato Heads glasses and held them up to his face. So I put them on him. And he wore those things for about 10 minutes running around the house giggling.

I am still baffled

I walked into Albertsons today for a few items. When you walk in, right there to the left is a clothes rack. Now I understand the concept of this rack. It really is a good idea. You are in the car, you spill something, you need a shirt to get home in but only want to spend $2? Great, lets head to Albertsons. However, when I looked a little closer at this rack, I noticed something strange. There were negligees on the rack! Silky, lacy, sexy lingerie! I could not believe it. So for the rest of my shopping trip I tried to think of reasons why that would be something you pick up at Albertsons. I could not think of any. Instead, this conversation kept rolling around in my head.
Husband: I picked you up something today.
Wife: Oh! I love surprises! (opens the box) Oh!- Wow, thanks. (being polite now, because they really were ugly) Where did you get it?
Husband: Albertsons!
I can hear it now, the silence would be deafening. And the husband would not be getting lucky.

Rain! Glorious Rain!

Ahhh, it is so nice to have you back. Enough of this its to hot to go outside crap. I have missed you old friend! And so has my lawn. Welcome back.

One flew the coop!

Or jumped out of the nest. Daddy found one of the baby birds that had been up in the carport nest on the ground today. We are not sure if he jumped or was pushed. They are getting pretty big and that nest is looking pretty crowded. I think momma bird was out looking for food when it happened, because I heard the commotion that ensued when she returned. I will interpret the million chirps that I heard from the remaining 3 babies.

"Momma, momma! Junior jumped out of the nest!"

"I told him not to, but he didn't listen momma!"

"Na-huh, she pushed him!"

"Did not, he jumped."

"Is he gonna get in biiiiiiig trouble?"

"I have been watching him momma, and doesn't feel sorry for what he did, he is having so much fun down there!"

"If Junior gets to, I want to go down there too! It's not fair!"

"Stop looking out my side of the nest!"

"Momma, she is ruffling her feathers right in my ear! Can you make her stop?"

"You love Junior most because he isn't getting in trouble for what he did."

Can you tell that I come from a big family? Now see, an only child would of thought that all that chirping was the baby birds excited to see thier momma, but those of you with brothers and sisters, know what was really going on behind all that noise.

Dukes legal!

We went to the vet yesterday and Dukie got the rest of his shots, so now we can be out in public and not worry about getting doggie diseases! So to celebrate, Tela, Duke, Bear and I all went to the park and met some other doggie friends. Among them were Dukes long lost brother Louie that he has not seen since he was 4 weeks old. Everyone played very nicely and got out of hand at times, but Mama Tela was there to mediate. She was so funny, she would stick her big head down into the skiff and start separating dogs. She was also very protective of Duke. I was surprised at that, since she can't stand the dog at home. I let Bear out of the back pack for awhile and he ran around with the dogs having a grand old time. I am just so glad to have him vaccinated now so that I can take him to the dog park and get some of that energy out. These are some pics that my friend T took.
This is Tela and Casper:

This is Duker and his brother Louie:

And of course my babies(actually being nice to each other):